this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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