maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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