it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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