so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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