i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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