I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Randomize
