My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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