roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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