College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize