Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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I just gift wrapped bread.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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