And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We got so high we made milksteak
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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