there's paper in my vomit.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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