there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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