I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo