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• (586): View more from Michigan

  it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..

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  how did he take it?

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  not as well as i would have thought

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.

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