Do you still have your period?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.