He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i've created a new STD.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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