trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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