HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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