Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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