ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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