Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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