I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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