i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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