therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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