Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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