sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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