i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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