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i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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