You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
whose parrot is this?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
