I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.