her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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