Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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