My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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