I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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