Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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