I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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