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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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