Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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