i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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