I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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