So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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