Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I stole a fireplace last night.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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