McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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