i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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