Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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