Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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