Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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