They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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