They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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