Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
operation have a gay friend backfired
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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