i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
a search helicopter?!
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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