I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
