So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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