69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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