Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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