Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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